The Pirate (aka the Spicy Mandarin Martini)
Friday, February 12, 2010 at 12:00AM We're on a roll with the oranges people, so why stop now? Afterall, soon enough, our citrusy friends will be out of season so we might as well stock up on our vitamin C now. Cap'n HHH says don't go catchin' the scurvy! Arrr matey!

Here's a tasty cocktail that will not only keep you safe on the high seas, but it will aslo warm you up on a cold Februrary night.
Ingredients:
-1 1/2 orange or madarin vodka (regular plain vodka will work in a pinch)
-1/2 Cointreau or triple sec
-1/2 simple syrup
-splash of OJ
-2 small slices of a fresh jalapeno pepper (Don't freak out; it's delicious, cross my heart and hope to die.)
Muddle the jalepeno at the bottom of your pint glass. Then pack the glass with ice and add the booze, the juice and the simple syrup. Shake well and strain into a martini glass or on the rocks. Shiver me timbers!

Reader Comments (12)
That is an awesome photo!!!
I love spicy cocktails!! Well, I love spicy anything. This sounds delicious!
Not much I love more than pirates. Well, and martinis.
Looooooove the photo!!!
Jenny12: Thank you! My homegirl MR took it--way cool.
Jeff: Me toooo!
LuLu: Pirates are fucking awesome. Especially when they're Jonny Depp. Martinis are fucking awesome. Especially when they're in my mouth.
Ronny: Thankee!!
I'll never get sick of orange cocktails. Or pirates.
You missed the part about pouring it all down your neck in one giant delicious GLUG. Yum! I am going to try this. I wonder what Pirates eat? Then I could just have a pirate evening and wear a billowy shirt and an eye patch.
Well I am certainly up for anything with jalepeno in it, so I'm game... Such a cute pic!!!
Sara: Ditto!
Veggie: Oh fuck yeah! I'm gonna pour it all over my head! Hmm, what do pirates eat...maybe stale biscuits and rotty fish? Can we translate that into tuna tartar? Let's have pirate day! BTW, did you find St. Germaine?!
Carissa: Jalapenos are just divine aren't they?! And thankee!! :)
Yummy Yummy Yum! Thanks Captain!
amazing photo. I wonder what's soooooo funny????
Caroline: Aye aye!
Kneebucks: Oh wouldn't you like to know... ;)