Crush Alert: Ajax Lady
Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 11:45PM Homies, I figure most of you are recovering from Christmas and gearing up for New Years so we're not going to use our brains for the remainder of this week. Brain activity will commence in January. For now, here's a new crush of mine, revisted: Ajax Lady. If you haven't seen Cheech And Chong, Up In Smoke, you probably should, you know, just for street cred. Here is my favorite scene from it, and my hero, Ajax Lady. Note: just before this vid starts, she snorts a plate full of Ajax...
Right? Can you imagine that audition? Amazing. And that's pretty much her only scene in the movie. Here's her bio from IMDB:
"She was arrested for an open container violation the very same day The Los Angeles Times did a report on her plight. While she had been a successful actress in the 1970's, in recent years she had become homeless. [2001]
Sentenced in 2001 to a 3-month jail term for a parole violation on a drunk driving conviction a few years before. She had failed to complete her community service for that conviction, so when she was arrested for driving with an open container in February of 2001, her past caught up with her.
In late 1967, June was the girlfriend of Danny Hutton, who was, along with Cory Wells and Chuck Negron, one of three lead vocalists who were looking to put together a band. When it came to naming the band, June volunteered that she had read a magazine article about the Australian aborigines, who on cold nights, would sleep beside their dogs for warmth. The very coldest weather was called a "three dog night". Thus the band was named."
Whaaaaaaaaat?! Hardcore.
And to lighten up the mood, here's another "The Buffies" vid that I wrote. Bon apetite!
Smoothies anyone?
Reader Comments (18)
Why aren't you sending your videos to Saturday Night Live??
I heart ajax lady! And The Buffies!
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaad
A!jax lady shoulda made it big, what a great bit.....
Yes, semen has more uses than you can shake a tool at....! A man's loss of semen is totally a woman's gain...
'A man’s semen really does contain high nutritional content. In one typical ejaculation (approximately one teaspoon), semen already contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3$ US RDA copper and zinc. Indeed, the semen of a man contains high nutritional value.'
'Indeed, semen can actually act as an anti-depressant drug since it contains different mood-altering hormones, such as testosterone, estrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, lutenizing hormone, prolactin and various types of prostaglandins..'
Where can I buy your product? And yes, why hasn't SNL seen this video....
HORK! That last shot of the dirty glass... *gag*
The mac n cheese was a nice touch too.
I remember watching Up In Smoke when I was little, and being scared by Ajax lady. I was probably too young to be watching that. Thanks, dad!
I now have a hankerin for a drano and jizz smoothie. Here goes nothin...
Jules: Don't think I haven't tried getting them my stuff!
Rach: Ajax lady is the total shit.
BenBen: Thankeeeeeeeeeee
CumOnOver: Wow! Look at those stats!! Is cum the new soy? ;) Any help with getting the vids to SNL would be much appreciated; I've exhausted my narrow resources. Glad you like it! :)
Steamy: Ha!! I bet Ajax Lady would be terrifying to anyone under 10 yrs old. Which is why I plan on torturing my children with her.
Hampty: Mmm, bet you can't get that at Jambo Juice. Well, maybe the one in WeHo.
Girl, that video was GROSS in the best possible way. If I hadn't been laughing so hard at the whole idea of adding it to Mac & Cheese I'd have puked. :) Anyway I knew there was a reason I just don't like creamy drinks, so thanks for tapping my psyche. Ha! Hey is this a true COCKtail?
I know, I'm shutting up.
can you get pregnant from drinking Cum-N-Go?
Veggie: Omg, you're right, it's a COCKtail! Haha! (burp)
KM: Ha! Yes, with indigestion. And maybe a food baby. And nasty breath.
Son of a bitch you need to send to SNL!
Honestly, I'm not sure why you aren't famous yet. Totally fucking ridiculous.
Mr. C: I can't figure out how to get it to anyone there who will actually watch it---argh!
Sara F: Staaaahhp! But no seriously, keep going. ;)
I agree with the others. There is no reason you shouldn't be famous. Your vids are freaking awesome. I wanna do improv with you!!!
I am totally jealous of Ajax lady. I could do with some of that shit.
And the video? Made me gag and laugh at the same time!!! Why oh why are you not mega-famous?
Carissa: YOU're awesome! Omg, yes, let's do Improv together!!!
Elise: Ajax lady is ridiculously cool right?! Can you believe she's homeless now? I want to room and board her, just to hang out with her. And yes, laugh gags, the best! :)
i just peed a little. or maybe a lot. i should go change my pants.
Claire: Ha! Yes! Mission accomplished. :)