James Carville, I want to See You Naked
Sunday, September 13, 2009 at 11:45PM My favorite thing about James Carville, besides his politics, is how royally fired up he gets at douchebags. He verbally lacerates enormo dickheads like Karl Rove and Bill O’Reilly. When Bill O’Reilly gets pissed he just looks like a candidate for euthanasia. But when Carville gets pissed, it makes me want to put on a giant foam finger, paint my face, and kick some hillbilly ass. When some ridiculous contributor on CNN is espousing the grand legacy that Palin left Alaska and then Carville slam dunks her face I yell, “That’s right biotchabotch! Who’s your Daddy?!”
To be noted: that is the only time those words ever come out of my mouth.
It’s usually the other team who has the crazy pundit who does the ranting and foaming at the mouth. Usually us Democrats are so well mannered. Snore galore. But thank god we have Carville on our side. He rages, he makes the fugliest faces possible, he cracks jokes, he’s eloquent, he makes fun of idiots. He’s the best. When I’m watching him, he actually makes me proud to be a Democrat. Gasp, I know.
And in a weird, slightly frightening cross between a hairless cat and a macho Smeagol, he’s totally hot. That incongruous combo of his Southern accent, his politics and his alien head, I don’t know, it’s a homerun for me. Am I alone on this? I have a feeling I am. It's cool, more baldy-bald for me.
The Obama team made strides invigorating my generation politically. We were largely disgruntled with politics having most of our voting life eaten by the Bush machine. It just didn’t seem like our voices mattered, so we might as well just watch some more youtube vids.
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are terrific platforms for forward thinking and questioning those behind the wizard curtain. And bonus, they’re heelarious. But unfortunately, these shows are all too often eschewed by the opposition simply entertainment.
We need more Carvilles out there who are making the debate in an open arena. (Some more women wouldn’t hurt either, I’m just sayin’.) They don’t have to be Democrats, there just needs to be more analysts who are smart as shit, well spoken and passionate. They need to be exciting to watch. They need to be inspiring. They need to make us think, make us laugh, and make us feel. Or else I’m just gonna watch some more Bravo and update my Twitter.
James Carville, I have a crush on you and your crazy alien head.
Reader Comments (15)
We do need more Carvilles! The Right seems to have a TON of them!
Haaaaaa! Macho Smeagol!! You just made my fucking day with that reference...better watch out, though...a guy like this Carville will jump at any and all opportunities to teabag a drunken and passed out girl...can you live with that?
You're right! He is freakishly sexy! Haha!
Oh man, Bill O'Reilly is SUCH a dick! I want to see Carville have a duel with him--I'd pay for that!
Thank you for making me laugh on a crap-ass Monday. :)
I was listening to "Fresh Air" on NPR the other night and there's an author on there talking about his new book about how the GOP and evangelical christians are in bed together and it made me want to yell and scream! How is our country so stupid!? We need more of a voice...I agree, and I tell you what, put me on TV and I'll be passionate and rant and rave at those silly Republicans. I can't promise that it is going to be eloquent, but it will sure as shit be passionate! Keep up the writing! I LOVE it!
Jules: Totally! We need more on our team!
Organic Meatbag: Oh, all teabagging is allowed and encouraged.
Suzanne: I'm glad you agree!
Ronny: I'd pay for that too! Carville would crush him, and then maybe feast on his remains?
Jenny12: Oh hell yes!
Shoolroy: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase can I see you on TV verbally shredding all the dicks out there?!?! You would be UH-MAZING. That's it, Shoolroy for Prez. I'm taking campaign donations as of today!
I would practically like to see anyone naked before Bill O'Reilly. I have trouble looking at him CLOTHED. I'm not familiar with Carville though now I"m seriously going to have to seek him out to decide if there' s a sexy factor or not. However, despite this, he sounds too cool to miss. I gave up watching news channels because they made me too annoyed at the bias. I can't even flick past Fox News for example without wanting to kill people. So I'm out of the loop!
i'M INTO THE BALDIES, BUT MAYBE NOT HIM. lol.
You crack me up yet again. I have to disagree about the sex appeal aspect of Jimmy boy but he is pretty entertaining. I am smack dab in the middle as far as politics goes, not quite a democrat but certainly not a republican. I find all of these pundits to be a tad on the ridiculous side. Carville is one of the more engaging ones. I can't stomach the likes of O'Reilly or Beck. The whole Fox News network routinely makes me shudder.
Thank god someone pays attention to what's going on politically! Thank you!
Veggie: SO TRUE. Bill O'Reilly makes me want to vomit! As does Fox News! BARF!
Chelsea: I'm totally into the baldies too! Mega-sexy.
WhenPigsFly: Oh man, Beck is another one who I despise! Along with Lou Dobbs, gross! And Fox News is the devil. Ugh!!
Baldieluv: Hell yeah!
OMG. I couldn't wait to read this when I saw the title. And NO!!!! You are not alone. I love funny, smart, bald guys. He is fav.
I'm completely ignorant when it comes to politics, let alone another country's, but I do know that I would cry if I saw this man. And if I saw him naked, I would have a grand mal seizure.
Colby: Oh terrif!!! Once again, we are twins. And I absolutely don't mind sharing Carville with you. :)
Elise: Hahaha!!! Freaking hilar!