Tuesday
Dec222009
Skeevy Evey of Christmas Eve
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 11:45PM I'm sure most of you are either traveling or lacing your cereal milk with vodka to deal with holiday family fun like Uncle Harry's remarks about your life turning to pot, but for the three of us who are on our computers, I have this treat for you...a pic that our boozey friend Michael Hampton took of Fairfax Jesus Guy on Hollywood Blvd. He's wearing his robes and a Santa hat. Magic.
"Ok so wait, are you Jesus or are you Santa? I'm fucking confused."And as promised, I'm stalking you with another "The Buffies" vid to hopefully make you laugh. Or maybe just make you grateful that you're not me. I wrote and star in this bitch and it's absolutely not appropriate for work.
Merry, merry Homies!
Reader Comments (23)
OMG...for realz...that was so friggin hilarious.
1. thanks for the hottie.
2. thanks for telling him to take his shirt off.
3. Uh, it's midnight, I just baked cookies like a domesticated diva and I'm pooped. This put me in the best mood.
Hi...can you sign my bra?
xoxo
You'd think Fairfax Jesus would be busy......
LOVE the video!
Merry Christmas!
Wow, that video is CLASSIC!!!
Um, he's hot! Thank you for stripping him for us!
Rambler: 1) Absolutely, 2) Naturally! 3) I want your cookies! K, that came out sounding dirty... Merry, Merry Rambler!! :)
Jules: You think he would right? He's slacking. Merry Xmas to you Jules!!
Sara Foo: Woohoo!
Jenny12: Most definitely!
I feel violated, but I kinda like it...
Dude, FJG wears a Santa hat? Isn't that somewhat like a Yankee fan wearing a Red Sox hat? :)
And love the video. Firstly because I want your hair, beeyatch and secondly because I am now aiming to use "let's see the midget" as often as possible every day, from every man I meet. Awesome. :) Also I might steal "You lost the right to 'I think' when you became my bitch." I could rock that line.
Happy drinkfestmas!
Awwwesome!!! Merry Christmas HHH!
BenBen: I'd be happy to do it again. :)
Veggie: Haaa! That's totally like a Yankees fan wearing a Red Sox hat! haha! And for Christmas, I'm giving you my hair. :) Let's see how many times we can use "lemme see your midget" until 2010 and then compare notes! :)
Rach: Merry merry to you!
"Hello, Hot!" My fav!! :):)
Like Clark Kent to Superman. Is Michael Hampton Jesus?
I KNEW!! JEsus was SANTA!! hahha
Caroline: Haha! YOU are hot!
Kneebucks: Hmm, interesting point. He might just be...a boozey Jesus.
Karen: It's all coming together now right?!
Pretty Obvious why we have all these big problems on this planet......Jesus is busy screwing around walking the streets in a Santa hat, instead of stopping war, feeding the starving masses with Patented J.C. Miracle loaves and fishes, and (my favorite) turning foul, silty desert water into a Good Cabernet.......
Of course, can I blame him? First time around, they whacked Nails into his hands.....And In his last Incarnation, (back in the 1940s), he kept trying to tell us he was the Son Of God....But he ended up being dropped off in the Psych Ward and given a lobotomy....after spending 3 years stuck in a Japanese-American internment camp down in Manzanar on Highway 395. Yeah, last time round, he came back as a Japanese American farmer. Bad idea.
Given the history there, I'd be screwing around chit chatting on the street and hanging out in Cafes drinking coffee, too.
Definitely Avoiding Making Any Waves.
So, Anyway, MerryChristmasSolsticeWhateverRandomReligiousMumboGumboFloatsYerBoat.
Even if Jesus is shirking his duties.....I reckon we can figure all this stuff out ourselves, huh?
OK now that's just awesome. I just sent myself an email to remind myself to come back and watch all of your previous vids and probably read your whole site since I haven't gotten a chance to do so yet since I started visiting. Just amazing!!
Two words. Hil arious. Forgot to tell you, saw your stuff on Funny or Die a while back. Loved it. Best laugh of my day. Week. Month. Best laugh of my month.
Rosamond: as always, adore your comment. Nuff said.
Carissa: awww please do! So freaking nice of u!! You're so fucking rad.
Colby: my twin! Hil arious always should be two words. You put the rad in radical. Luuuuv!
I was wondering where the crazy Jesus guy was. Are you stalking him or is it the other way around. I find it a bit disturbing he felt the need to wear a Santa cap. A little social commentary. Maybe he is deeper than he seems. Hope you had a great holiday. I was ensconced in Christmas crap and away from the computer. Will be better about stopping by.
Um, please post more videos of just this guy. And stop teasing us with non-full frontal. Thanks. bye.
Jen: I'm pretty sure I'm the one stalking him. I haven't seen him in person for a couple of weeks so I'm starting to get worried. He better not move! There would go my one and only hobby!
Vincey: Haaa! I am such a tease!
That was freakin' awesome! I did the whole gamut, from uncomfortable chuckle to wholehearted laugh. You're my new hero (this may not mean much since my last hero was the person who developed washable markers... whatever, you rock!).
i SO want that pic of santa jesus to add to my collection of weird jesuses.
Shan: Haha! Washable markers are pretty badass.
Claire MD: I love that you have a weird Jesus collection. That's awesome.