Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 12:00AM The results are in for the school photo contest! This was a tight competition homies. Tight like - oh boy, it's a good thing I'm not drinking or else I would've finished that sentence.
Okay, so of category #1, "Girls Who Look Like Boys," the winner is Slick Rick/Rita:
The winner of category #2, "Spokeswoman For The 70s/80s," is The Winged Wonder:
The winner of category #3, "Dude," is none other than The Laser Mullet Master:
And finally, the winner of category #4, "Category Adorable," is Princess Petticoats:
Congratulations winners! Now even if nothing else happens for you in 2010, at least you can say that you won a genuine Hustler letter. Does it get any better than that?
Email me your address and I'll put one in the mail!
Thank you to everyone who participated! I haven't had this much fun since Super Mario Bros. 3.
Reader Comments (20)
Rita is hot!
Aw, man! I'm spewing I didn't have time to enter the comp (I had a mean mullet back in the 80's) or vote in the damn thing!! Mighty fine winners though!! Mighty fine.
Aw! Yay! Congratulations winners!!!
I have never won a contest before. My goodness, I feel blessed and honored. I would like to thank my Mother who told me "you will look so good with this short hair"......and although I wanted to die for the next couple years til it grew out and vowed I'd never cut my hair short again, I suppose I must be grateful for this school photo. I'd also like to thank HHH for putting on such a stellar competition and for providing some really stunning photos of herself. Lastly, I'd like to thank my parents for having sex because without them and their relations, none of this would be possible........yeah
Ellie: Totes hot.
Elise: We simply have to do it again! Perhaps a Prom Pic contest?!
Jules: Yay!
Mioretti: Haha!!! You can simply cut and paste and this will be your Oscar speech as well! Today is a great day right? And oh what letter shall you get?! How exciting!
What terrific winners! They totally deserve it. Although, I adore the runners up as well.
I will honestly never get over that laser light show. I mean, what was the photographer thinking?! Priceless.
I want to see Then and Now shots!
I am THRILLED! I want to thank all the little people that made this great honor possible...like my parents, who were little people.
Sara: Totally. In my book they were ALL winners!
Jenny12: I know! I have a vague memory of taking a school photo with that same backdrop. I'd pay money to find that thing!
BenBen: What a brilliant idea!!
JD: Hahaaa!
Oh hellz yeah! Hellz yeah!
Aw bless! I bet the laser mullet master's calling all his old classmates from elementary school going "LAUGH AT ME NOW LOSERS! I'm a winner at HIP HOP HIPPIE!" Well done you lovely people! :) Also, my photo may not have won anything but I'd still like to corrupt all of you with my badness.
AMAZING!!!!
YAYY Congrats winners!!! I really want you to do another one of these contests... and I promise I'll participate next time!!
I agree with Ben, Then and Now...or Before and After if you will.
These are awesome!!!!!!
What is this the George W. Campaign? I want a revote!!!!!!
I woulda entered...but last time I did somethin like that, there were people suing for damages. lawsuits. Litigation. Lawyers in Tacky Polyester Suits.
You see, this gal running one of these contests opened the JPG I sent her, threw up all over her computer AND the floor, and her husband slipped and fell on it, dislocating his hip, several lumbar vertebrae, his Feng Shui, and somehow even managed to damage his teeensy eeensy scrotum. Jury Awarded him 8.2 million. And feng shui therapy for life. I WAS SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!
There were lawyers showing up at all hours of the night, climbing up on teh 2nd story balcony to serve me papers, Sleazy lookin private detectives with semi-concealed automatic potato guns asking very personal questions around my workplace....ALL that shit, you know. Upshot: I moved to Guatemala for 4 years and did work as a drug mule and as a soldier of fortune. And I don't wanna do ANY of that shit again. I frikkin HATE Pupusas Now.....and hate those little tied up condoms filled with Peruvian marching powder even More.
But I always feel kinda empty when somebody puts on one of these "ugly and goofy damned kid photo" contests......I Sit around at nite, drinking Marascino cherry and Black Olive Martinis out of a Dixie cup with that plastic bottle gin down on 4th street and Center in Reno, and sobbing....."I could'a been a contendah"....I coulda.
Veggie: Please corrupt me now, Veggie, PLEASE?! I need more Veggie in my life.
Caroline: Right?!
Carissa: Absolutely. Maybe prom pics?
Wayne: Oh yes! I think it's totally mandatory now!
E Reid: So awesome!
Kneebucks: Haha! Sorry Charlie, guess you were too cute. ;)
Rosamond: Hahahaha! This is fucking classic. Holy shit. Bravo. :)