The Reset Button Has Been Hit
Monday, February 8, 2010 at 12:00AM I just returned from our weekend of desert debauchery. My brain cells have been replaced by marshmallows.
Upside: Now I always have a handy snack.
Downside: I am incapable of forming multiple complete sentences.
In lieu of words today, I give you this - Funny McFunnies for a fuzzy Monday.
From my girl MR:
"I was a virgin. WAS!!!"
And from my boy SC:
Ladies, lemme save you the $19.95 and you'll make a lot of new friends in the process.
And from my Pops:
"Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."
Very true. My boobs are quite articulate.
Okay playas, I hope you survive your Monday.
Reader Comments (17)
Brain cells are overrated.
I gotta get me an iTit.
And by the way, it totally wasn't worth coming home for Monday. Monday sucked arse.
You're funny! I needed this today!
You know what I love about the new women's weight shaker. You can tone your biceps and learn how to give a hand job. I mean, what's better than that? What bonehead designed that gadget, obviously some slimy douche of a guy that wanted to get off by watching women stroke and jiggle a large cylindrical object. Classy.
Love the iTIt. I've heard that men have to motorboat in order to change a song. :-)
The cat thing is killing me. One shouldn't bust a gut first thing in the morning, truly. As for the shake weight. I think I can do that! :) I'm not sure why. It just seems....familiar.
I have only one response : http://video.yahoo.com/watch/6617030/17181711 Go enjoy your marshmellow!
I think that the cat video should be mandatory viewing in Hiigh School gym classes as a cautionary tale, for both genders...
Elise: It's only 9am and I can already tell that Monday is going to suck donkey...ugh.
Jules: Yay!!
McBoober: Hahaha! Motorboat, one of my favorite terms! Love you.
Veggie: Isn't that cat vid priceless? I've probably watched it 467,845 times, at least. It never gets old!
Benjies: Headed to youtube right now! Can't wait!!
Mama-B: SO TROO.
Oh god, those cats! Freaking hilarious!!
I love that that black cat truly looks so guilty and so sorry. He seriously fucked up! Love fuzzy Monday!
I'm in full support of iTit and the Shake Weight. God Bless America.
Desert debauchery? That sounds amazing! And is it bad that I kinda want a Shake Weight?
Ronny: So good right?
Jenny12: He looks so pathetic huh! He totally fucked up and he's hearing about it.
Jeff B: Ha! America, fuck yeah!
Caroline: Haha, maybe a shake weight just in time for the big day?! :)
Funny, I just got the isack where music plays out of my balls. Love it. Sound quality is great and now women touch my balls!
This is appropriate.
Tiger is a kind of cat, right?
That shake weight commercial is a classic. Why couldn't I have invented that? Seriously???
And I need Itits!! But I'd have to get rid of mytits!
I had to steal and post yer dad's Itit thing....just too damned funny.
Moooooog: Absolutely. Meow.
Carissa: Haha! mYtits is brill! Is it weird that I kinda want a shake weight?
Rosamond: Right? Hilar. Did you see Kneebucks iSack comment?